"So I finally laid down my crazily characterized object and I finally relaxed for the first time." Said all my comfort characters as they put down all the objects they'd been holding for their entire lives and finally had a restful sleep.

"The first time I ever relaxed"

"It was wonderful" Exhaled Hatsune Miku in a cheery tone as she had chopped up her leek and put it in her Winter soup. "This should go nice with some grains~" She said. Be more like Miku. Be a healthy eater.

"It was refreshing" yawned Nene in an unusually calm tone. She was wearing a cow onesie as she said this. She had burnt her favorite pink overalls and eaten her knife with her spiky teeth.

Boyfriend finally tucked himself into bed. "Ahh, finally won't have to deal with mods!~ And I won't have to have people pestering me" He sighed. (Haha, yeah right....)

Candy Kong got so ticked off she bonked Donkey Kong's head in with a hammer. She also beat him at a game of Barrel Blast so their marriage was over. (Context: my hc in their universe is that it's in the future and they're married) She stole Cranky's cane and WHIPPED him with it. "Woohoo, finally got rid of that big blustering ape!" She was enthralled.

..He came right back one month after the divorce though and her plan was thwarted.

Darnell disposed of his two prized possessions: old DVD collection away AND his arson weapons. He decided to take up Poetry and Floristry. "I know it's a cliche for a bad guy to take up good deeds but I know I'm doin tha right one" Darnell smiled.

Garfield became a professional French bakery owner (Partisserie I think it is?) And he also got turned into a cat lamp, so he was no longer a cat and had the biggest reason to be lazy - He couldn't move at all. "Where's my lasagna?" He yelled.

He got suspiciously turned into a lamp by the conspicuous Wizard Odie, who had taken up wizardry under the wing of a threatening Jon Arbuckle and his proteges. Jon is proficient in astrology and taught him that too, which made Odie now a Smart Dog and an Astronaut Dog.

Arlene the Cat took up driving, even though she is a cat. She wonders where in the hell Garfield is, cause there is literally no mention of him anymore. He is now at peace with being a cat lamp.

Pico's favourite movie is Amelie.

Cranky Kong - Hoodwinked! (Surprised there's no posts for the movie Hoodwinked! on here)

He wants to be like the sports-loving adrenaline junky Red's Grandma was in that movie. Thankfully he doesn't have the ability to yell at strangers.

Often my comfort characters watch at Seinfeld. Some get it, some do not. They mostly just laugh at it.